What can You Do?

You eat, You're Fat.
You don't eat, You're a Freak.
You drink, You're an Alcoholic.
You don't drink, You're a Pussy.
You read, You're a Nerd.
You don't read, You're Stupid.
You tell a secred, You're an Attentin Seeker.
You don't tell a secred, You're still an Attention Seeking.
You let someone in, You're Easy.
You don't let someone in, You're too Uptight.
You smoke, You think you're Cool.
You don't smoke, You're a Loser.
You have sex, You're a Slut.
You don't have sex, You're a Frigid Little Bitch.
You wear make up, You're a Slug.
You don't wear make up, You're Ugly.
You can't please everyone, Ever..